what an ordinary life

iseng coba2 themesnya blog fs yang baru.
hmm lucu juga

for some reasons blog gw disini pindah ke:

http://diniputri.blogspot.com/

mudah2an yang disana lebih sering di update;p. diliat yaa. makasih2:)

eh udah lama ga update blog. hehehe. abis belakangan ini gw lebih sering jadi reader daripada author:p.
news flash, gw lagi ambil sp. jadi liburan ini gw habiskan di bandung. nmr gw yang simpati juga udah sekitar 3 minggu ga aktif karena..euhh..gw 10x salah masukin kode voucher, dan simpati manja itu memblock dirinya sendiri. huh. i mean, siapa sih yang ga pernah salah masukin kode voucher sampe 10x?
jadi sementara gw ganti nmr, yang mau tau nmr sementara gw please pm me:D

btw thomas ngasih daftar ttg aktifitas2 menarik yang menunjukan betapa datarnya hidup gw selama ini. oh well:|..
(ps: yang di bold adalah yang pernah gw lakukan)

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink.
02. Swam with wild dolphins.
03. Climbed a mountain.
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid.
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone.
08. Said “I love you” and meant it.
09. Hugged a tree (while climbing it).
10. Bungee jumped.
11. Visited Paris.
12. Watched a lightning storm.
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise.
14. Seen the Northern Lights.
15. Gone to a huge sports game.
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa.
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables.
18. Touched an iceberg.
19. Slept under the stars.
20. Changed a baby’s diaper.
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon.
22. Watched a meteor shower.
23. Gotten drunk on champagne.
24. Given more than you can afford to charity.
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope.
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment.
27. Had a food fight.
28. Bet on a winning horse.
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight.
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can.
32. Held a lamb.
33. Seen a total eclipse.
34. Ridden a roller coaster.
35. Hit a home run.
36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking.
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day.
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment.
39. Had two hard drives for your computer.
40. Visited all 50 states.
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk.
42. Had amazing friends.
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country.
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign.
46. Backpacked in Europe.
47. Taken a road-trip.
48. Gone rock climbing.
49. Midnight walk on the beach.
50. Gone sky diving.
51. Visited Ireland.
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love.
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them.
54. Visited Japan.
55. Milked a cow.
56. Alphabetized your CDs.
57. Pretended to be a superhero.
58. Sung karaoke.
59. Lounged around in bed all day.
60. Played touch football.
61. Gone scuba diving.
62. Kissed in the rain.
63. Played in the mud.
64. Played in the rain.
65. Gone to a drive-in theater.
66. Visited the Great Wall of China.
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken.
69. Toured ancient sites.
70. Taken a martial arts class.
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight.
72. Gotten married.
73. Been in a movie.
74. Crashed a party.
75. Gotten divorced.
76. Gone without food for 5 days.
77. Made cookies from scratch.
78. Won first prize in a costume contest.
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice.
80. Gotten a tattoo.
81. Rafted the Snake River.
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert.”
83. Gotten flowers for no reason.
84. Performed on stage.
85. Been to Las Vegas.
86. Recorded music.
87. Eaten shark.
88. Kissed on the first date.
89. Gone to Thailand.
90. Bought a house.
91. Been in a combat zone.
92. Buried one/both of your parents.
93. Been on a cruise ship.
94. Spoken more than one language fluently.
95. Performed in Rocky Horror.
96. Raised children.
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour.
98. Passed out cold.
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country.
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over.
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge.
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking.
103. Had plastic surgery.
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
105. Wrote articles for a large publication.
106. Lost over 100 pounds.
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback.
108. Piloted an airplane.
109. Touched a stingray.
110. Broken someone’s heart.
111. Helped an animal give birth.
112. Won money on a T.V. game show.
113. Broken a bone.
114. Gone on an African photo safari.
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears.
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol.
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild.
118. Ridden a horse.
119. Had major surgery.
120. Had a snake as a pet.
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours.
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states.
124. Visited all 7 continents.
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days.
126. Eaten kangaroo meat.
127. Eaten sushi.
128. Had your picture in the newspaper.
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about.
130. Gone back to school.
131. Parasailed.
132. Touched a cockroach.
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes.
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey.
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read.
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating.
137. Skipped all your school reunions.
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language.
139. Been elected to public office.
140. Written your own computer language.
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream.
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care.
143. Built your own PC from parts.
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you.
145. Had a booth at a street fair.
146. Dyed your hair.
147. Been a DJ.
148. Shaved your head.
149. Caused a car accident.
150. Saved someone’s life.

live report dari bandung. jam 2.23 pagi tadi seorang teman baru saja diguyur diluar pake coke, susu basi, telor, dan dipermalukan di depan pacar dan teman2nya. hihihihihuahahahahaha.

temen gw yang berisik yang kamarnya di atas itu, si mandy, hari ini ulangtaun. setelah menyusun rencana (yang kata gw lebih mirip transaksi ganja daripada musyawarah) sampe jam 11 malem bareng cowonya yang minta tolong kita tapi ngga tau sebenernya dia sendiri mau ngapain :|, akhirnya kami memutuskan buat bergerak dengan rencana masing2. anak2 kosan dengan stok makanan basi yang secara mengejutkan banyak terdapat di kulkas, sedangkan cowonya mandy dan teman2nya datang dengan cantik dan kasual bawa kue.
yaa intinya rencananya cukup sukses sih, dan roman2nya gw bakal ditraktir. asiikk:p

suka deh gw dikosan:) emang sih dilempar telor dan diguyur air bau jam 2 pagi di bandung positif bikin lo paru-paru basah(dan bau). tapi liat temen2 lo yang baru pada tidur jam 12, bangun lagi jam stengah 2, lari-lari nyiapin kue, telor, lilin yang susah nyalanya dan segala macemnya sambil bisik2 padahal besok ada kuliah pagi, cuma buat elo, seneng kan? heheh.

selamat menjalani tahun terakhir jadi teenager deh men. ngomong2, sushi tei asik nih:D

ps: fotonya nyusul deh. hehe.

eh, pernah ga sih lo begitu menginginkan sesuatu, tapi ternyata itu ga bisa lo dapetin?
sekuat apapun lo memohon, sekeras apapun lo berusaha, selama apapun lo berdoa, sejauh apapun lo berharap..tapi yaa..ternyata ga bisa, that’s it.
kalo kata orang itu jalan lo, itu yang terbaik buat lo.. kenapa lo ga bisa menentukan sendiri apa yang baik buat lo sih?

waktu lo harus bangun dan ngeliat pada kenyataan, rasanya kayak disiram seember air dingin pagi2 buta di bandung. dingin, mati rasa, and u cant breathe.

hehehehe..apa sih gw:)

udah lama ga ngepost.

lagi uts nih gw. sebagian besar udah sih minggu kemarin, minggu depan tinggal antropologi. ohh save the best for last ya:(
dan sekarang, jam stengah 12 malem, gw terjebak bikin essay antropologi yang deadlinenya hari selasa. semakin malem makin ga mudeng nih gw. huhuhu.
dosen gw nyuruh gw nulis essay tentang apapun asal ada hubungannya dengan antropologi budaya. yaudah gw nulis sesuatu yang paling dekat sama kehidupan gw: internet dan pengaruhnya terhadap kehidupan mahasiswa. haha.

anyhow, udah lama ga pulang. takut sih gw mau naek travel. susah deh, jadi mendingan ga usah pulang sekalian:|

lagi tidak ada yang menarik disini. apa ya? oh iya kemarin gw dateng ke pamerannya via. pameran anak-anak seni rupa itb 2007. bagus-bagus. tapi sekaligus bikin gw ngerasa makin beda aja hidup gw sama dia. sama kya kalo gw ngobrol sama temen2 gw yang beda jurusan sama gw, yang di sastra, fasilkom, etc. gimana kalo nanti gw bangun suatu pagi, dan tau2 temen2 gw udah pada ga ada?
hahaha, jadi melankolis deh gara2 paper *sigh*.

setelah suasana hati gw membaik, gw mau cerita kronologi penjambretan gw (dengan gw sebagai korban, bukan sebagai jambret sayang sekali)(anyhoo, gw agak terganggu dengan penggunaan kata jambret, mengingatkan gw sama..kampret? oh well):

jadi waktu itu hari jumat 15 februari jam stengah 10 malem, sedikit gerimis. gw pulang sendirian abis nonton jumper di bip. naek angkot, trus turun di belokan deket kosan gw. emang sih tuh jalan gelap dan sepi, tapi biasanya juga gw lewat situ kalo balik.
gw jalan dengan kasual. belok kiri. kosan gw udah keliatan.
lalu gw denger suara motor dateng dari belakang. gw masih berjalan dengan kasual. tas di sampirkan di pundak sebelah kanan.
motor mendekat.
tiba-tiba gw ngerasa tas gw ditarik dari belakang. sempet ketahan tangan sebentar. trus lepas. tas gw dijambret aja gitu sama 2 orang yg naek motor. gw inget, yg belakang pake kaos coklat. karena gelap, gw ga inget mukanya. tapi satu yg gw yakin, dia ga ganteng.
oh kembali ke topik. baru aja gw mau bereaksi, eh tali tas gw putus. trus tas gw jatoh ga sampe semeter di depan gw.

gw diem.

jambret diem.

kami berpandang2an (TIDAK dalam konteks yang romantis. loe pikir ini ayat2 cinta?).

jambret melempar tali tas gw yg masih dia pegang dengan kesel.
kejadian itu tadi cuman sepersekian detik aja. gw denger ada suara motor lagi dibelakang gw, kyanya temennya si jambret deh. gw pungut tas, pungut tali tas (buat dijait lagi:p), trus jalan cepet2 ke kosan ngga pake nengok2.

sampe dikosan gw masih bisa senyum ke satpam di depan, buka sepatu, naro sepatu di rak, masuk kamar, nutup pintu, duduk di kasur. mikir.
YAAMPUN GW ABIS DIJAMBRET.
ya, kadang2 gw bisa bereaksi dengan sangat lambat memang.

ohmygod didalem tas gw itu ada ipod, dompet,  kado-yang-susah-nyarinya-dan-malu-bayarnya(kapan2 gw ceritain:|), dan belanjaan mingguan gw. nangis bombay deh gw kalo smuanya ilang.
tapi pagi2nya gw baru nyadar. dompet gw ga ada. dan sampai sekarang masih menjadi misteri ilahi apa itu dompet ketinggalan di dunkin tapi mas2nya ga mau ngasih tau gw, atau jatoh pas tas gw jatoh, atau jambret itu mengambil dompet kemudian memutuskan tali tas gw karena kasian dan membiarkan tas gw jatoh, atau ternyata dompet gw nyelip ntah dimana dikamar gw yang sampai hari ini tidak dapat ditemukan. doh.

hello there. baik2?
gw ngga:|

kemaren beberapa meter dari kosan, gw dijambret sama 2 orang naek motor, tas gw putus dan dompet gw ilang. huhuhu sedih deh gw.

so ladies, hati2 kalo pergi malem2 ya. jangan jalan sendirian. terutama kalo jalanannya sepi. tas juga jangan dipegang disisi jalan.

ps: bantuan bisa dikirimkan dalam bentuk apapun dan akan diterima dengan senang hati:p

fear: what usually keep us from doing really, really stupid things (like jumping into a pool of piranhas for example)
[dikutip dari urban dictionary]

everybody has their own fear.
temen2 gw banyak yang takut sama hal2 aneh. ada yang takut-banget-sampe-mau-mati-rasanya sama kucing tapi berani naek wahana di dufan, ada yang takut sama segala macam serangga tapi berani naek wahana di dufan, ada juga yang takut sama cicak (sekali lagi) tapi berani naek wahana di dufan:|
dan ngomong2 soal dufan, ehm, maksud gw takut..gw punya satu ketakutan bodoh. ok, selain ngga berani naek wahana di dufan.

gw takut lewat cipularang.

ehm, emang agak kurang menguntungkan sih ya..mengingat gw kuliah dibandung, dan posisi rumah gw didepok. tapi oh please, ketakutan gw emang bodoh, tapi beralasan. udah pada pernah lewat cipularang donk pastinya?
gw bisa mengklasifikasikan kendaraan2 di cipularang dengan sederhana:

1. truk (termasuk didalamnya truk molen, truk bensin, truk sayur, truk yang bawa sapi, etc)
truk2 gede biasanya kalem dan lambat. nah kalo yang ini cenderung ngga membahayakan. muatannya yang bervariasi juga cukup menghibur. cuma bikin sedikit senewen kalo dengan alasan khusus (seperti..tiba2 kepengen misalnya?) loe terpaksa ada dibelakangnya sepanjang jalan. 120km ngeliatin kol dari belakang bisa memicu perbuatan keji pada penumpang dibangku sebelah.
2. bus
kalo bus2 yang ada tulisannya sesama bus sinarjaya dilarang saling mendahului atau semacamnya, biasanya mereka jalan dengan cukup beradab. ngga ugal2an atau nyelip dengan centil di bahu jalan seperti bus2 sewaan.
3. travel
satu yang paling berkesan: seperti apapun supirnya, mereka suka banget deh lewat bahu jalan.
4. mobil biasa
mendominasi jalan tol. tidak ada trait tersendiri. tergantung supirnya kali ya. kadang2 santai, seringannya ugal2an:|

kemudian belum cukup gw disiksa entitas2 berbahaya disana, tol cipularang adalah jalan tol yang super panjang, berliku, dan berbahaya. tipikal jalanan yang ngga cocok dilalui setelah makan lah pokoknya.

ooh, tapi ada yang lebih gw takutin daripada sekedar lewat cipularang: lewat cipularang naek travel.
setiap mau naek travel gw selalu berdoa mudah2an supir travel gw orangnya lemah-lembut atau minimal bukan mantan pembalap.
terakhir kali gw naek travel, which is..seminggu yang lalu, travel gw dengan ceria ngebut2an lewat bahu jalan sementara gw sport jantung dikursi paling belakang ngeliat jarak mobil gw ama truk sebelah cuma beberapa cm.

bilang gw parno. tapi kan motto hidup gw alon-alon asal kelakon:|

ps: hari ini gw ngisi krs. yang berarti gw kebandung lagi. dan nanti pulang lagi. sehari lewat cipularang 2x, hari ini ga bisa lebih baik lagi.

gw nemu ini di sebuah forum. bagus loh. monggo dibaca;D

***

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum,
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year.
I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an
annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York .
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask:
what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my
upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential
area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not
enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

Which age group should I target?

Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few
girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able
to marry rich guys

How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

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Here’s a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of
girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me
to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income
is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details
aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”:
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my
money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after
year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation
asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal
depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset,
your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position,
dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value
dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long
term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel
to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over
$500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not
marry you.

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich
guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person
with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich
fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me.

signed, J.P. Morgan